How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

From Zaius Nation The answer is seven:

1 One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.

2 One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb.

3 One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb.

4 One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.

5 One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to overpay Halliburton one million dollars for each light bulb. 

6 One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.

7 And finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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One Response to “How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?”

  1. Zaius Nation Says:

    Thanks for the link!

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