How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

From Zaius Nation The answer is seven:

1 One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.

2 One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb.

3 One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb.

4 One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.

5 One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to overpay Halliburton one million dollars for each light bulb. 

6 One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.

7 And finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

Tags: blame, Bush, Cheney, Halliburton, Iraq, patriotism